Here's a bit of a letter written to a buddy of mine who's in prison. It is not edited and contains scurrilous and lacivicious language and polemic:


Evil Steve---

Well...I'm sure you've heard the news about THIS one....and man I'm here to tell you it has HORROR COMEDY potential up the ASS...

Yes....it's truth and that's a fact.... Britney Spears and NASCAR have inked a deal to produce a feature film.... Oh MY the HORROR of that!! But I can see it all now!! How it SHOULD be anyway.... I can't hardly wait!!

She's gonna be playing the daughter of a NASCAR team owner....and it's all supposed to be promotin' the family values of NASCAR. But how it should be done is an entirely different thing... *looks around innocently*

What I wanna see is Britney being ass-fucked by Hut Stricklin while riding Shawna Robinson's face and giving Rick Mast a blowjob.... Now I would seriously go out and rent THAT movie when it comes out on DVD.

Instead....it will be a bunch of paltry and insipic happy horseshit.

I wonder what the Coca-Cola Family of Drivers will think about this little hayride.... After all, Britney is part of The Pepsi Generation. And I dont know about you, but I have naught seen much Pepsi being hawked at NASCAR events. I dont believe they even sponsor anyone. This ought to create as real curious conundrum. If I was member of Coca-Cola's Racing team staff, I'd be all over Mike Helton's fat bunghole on THIS one....

COKE: "You guys do anything with Britney Spears and we pull ALL our sponsorship from NASCAR."

Mike Helton: "...... Ummm... Well.... heh heh.... It was really Shawna Robinson's idea.... We...we....we promise we'll keep her in line from now on...." *slinks away quietly*



Yeh.....I'd like to be a fly on the wall in THAT focking meeting. =P =D heh heh.... Meanwhile, Mike Skinner has "KODAK Moment" with Brit's perky tits as Jeff Green licks her bunghole....and why looky HERE....Here comes Ken Schrader, John Andretti and Buckshot Jones all ready to pump and run!

Ofcourse, Kevin Harvick is still the King of the Pit Stop in THIS movie. In 14.3 seconds he's ready to fuck again!! At least he's good for SOMETHING since he cant race a car for shit....

And why for heaven's sake Brett Bodine looks like he's fixin' to pump a gallon of spunk all over her.......

So that's my little bit of jolly NASCAR news.


posted by Michael Smith at 10:58 PM