This is actually absolutely unbelievable and quite remarkable.

The simple fact that this post even exists. It's as if I'm arrayed in a Piffle Princess hooded sweatshirt.

But, along with finding the ultimate paltry and insipic teenage boy blog, this evening, the thought that most occurs to me is the curious manner in which blogs are read.

The normal deal if you read something is that what is written first gets read first, and you can follow the continuity of the thing in a readable, top to bottom, order. A normal deal should run about thus:


[ Sun Day 1 | GOD | !edit ]

Dear Blog....God here. Well...I gone and done it. I fucked an Angel....and......being GOD and all, I wasn't wearing any protection because, I'm GOD for Christsake.

# posted by GOD @ 3:34AM



[ Sun Day 7 | GOD | !edit ]

Damn!! Finally get a day off!! Well...like I said I REALLY gone and done it this time!! *insert smiley here* Yeh....you remember how I said I fucked that Angel?? Well.....I really got myself in trouble THIS time!! Damn!! ((Sure wish that I had a god to damn like y'all do----reminder to self: DO something about that next time...)) It wasn't some bastard son I created this time..... I mean GODDAMN!! I created a Whole Fucking WORLD!!! People! Animals!! All that crazy shit!! DAMN!!

#posted by GOD @ 3:17AM


[ Sun Day 235,786,124,987,115,090,214.666,127 | GOD | !edit ]

Shit!! Is this for REAL???

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. Been pretty fuckin' busy with all this tedious nonsense.

Note to self: If I ever get time....NEVER fuck an Angel ever again!!

#posted by GOD @3:32AM



Okay.... that's how blogs and normal thinking SHOULD be read. But....this Blog deal is all backwards. Upsidedown. Gotta read up instead of in the normal way. Maybe I should just go grab another beer and write all this stuff in unrhymed iambic pentameter. Or maybe I should grab a beer and shut up and hope against all hope that someday some teenage girl will read this and think, "It's well written, but CREEPY!"

Mood: Sullen
Beer: HUBER
Music: "She's A Hum Dum Dinger" by Jimmie Davis


And YES I want a PIFFLE PRINCESS hooded sweatshirt. NOW!!
posted by Fat Nakago at 11:01 PM