Meanwhile, the French word for Blog is Blogue. Chacon a son goût, n'est-ce pas?? *wink*

Best expressed in the following, maybe: Le Cahier Blanc.

Et....je suis beau et sportif!! etc etc....

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posted by Michael Smith at 10:53 PM

I forgot to mention:

Mood: Sullen & Sarcastic
Beer: GRUMPY TROLL Loki's Lager
Music: "Down By The Water" by P.J. Harvey
posted by Michael Smith at 10:38 PM

It seems to me like forever since I did this BLOG deal.....and....well maybe it has been....

BUT.......somethings NEVER change!!

I check out Blooger for fresh Blogs and DAMN if I dont find yet ANOTHER pilgrim, Lost on his way to hell!! Which, btw is STILL Under New Management....

Kraken's Blog
My stupid thoughts or just all around stupid shit.


Damn!! Who does this guy think he is.....?? ME???!!

We'll see how long he lasts!!


Meanwhilest....still MORE lost pilgrims think they have Deep Thoughts.... And ofcourse, when someone throws that title on a Blog like they're throwing rice at a doomed bride and groom floating on aura bliss out of church, well.....it's a safe bet that there is NOTHING that is either DEEP or THOUGHTFUL to be found there. You can bet all of your Mother-in-law's money on that one.

*sigh* I suppose should say SOMETHING nice about SOMEONE's blog.....so here it is. Check it out. blop blop bubbles I don't speak Spanish at all, but I actually get the drift of it when reading it. It's nice to experience the mundane in a language not one's own....the vapid and insipic seems very divine, and very essential. Especially in glorious Español!!!

posted by Michael Smith at 10:02 PM

*sigh*

Just when I thought I could have a moments peace and relish my niceness, I came upon THIS little gem!

hell under new management

Now this guy isn't a new Blogger on Blogger. He's actually gone through the trouble of having his Blog listed on a 'burb for bloggers. Yes, he's joined the Blog version of a Clique, and when you click on him....well.....HELL IS UNDER NEW FOCKING MANAGEMENT!!

As for the 'burb he's listed on, it's, and I quote: "A 'burb for journallers and bloggers who revel in the chance to swear up a storm and/ or write about their kids, their cats, their dogs, their gerbils, whatever the hell they feel like writing about at great length whenever they feel like it, and if YOU don't like it? Well, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."

Sound like fun?? Well....here's a focking animated gif to get you there!



*sigh*

No wonder I keep all my Blog bookmarks in my Hillbilly file. See you in Hell, which, as I understand, is under new management....


Mood: Pure Righteous Bitchin' Evil + Sullen
Beer: none....I'm sippin on Fresh Corn Squeezin's since I ran out of Beer
Music: "Everyone Says Hi" by David Bowie
posted by Michael Smith at 11:39 PM

Lately I've had nothing but BAD and EVIL and MEAN things to say about other people's Blogs.....deservedly so, but....okay...I"ll shut up about that.

So I thought I should say something nice for a change about Blogs. So....here are some that I think are interesting enough, and well designed.....and perhaps far better than the dull tedious shite that I sling up against the wall of the barn. See??

not you, the other one
Naked Blog
Welcome To My Cookie Jar

But the best one I've seen in the last five minutes is the following. VERY nicely designed, and don't let the link fool you:

D e a d S i l e n c e [d o t] o r g


And that's it for the moment. I'll shut up. Plus, I'm out of beer.

Mood: *insert animated smiley here* + sullen
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Music: "Stroke It Noel" by Big Star

posted by Michael Smith at 10:29 PM

Okay....I was only slightly kidding about animated gifs being a nuisance. I happen to like certain animated gifs, but only if they make some kind of sense and are not there simply because they are ANIMATED.

The problem is that so many people use them in a way that is over-bearing and banal. Trite, meaningless, trivial, pedestrian, feeble,hackneyed, platitudinous, unoriginal, unimaginative, uninspired, weak-ass, fatuous, and inane. Unfortunately, they are not used sparingly.

Meanwhile.....there is THIS amazing bit of utter stupidity to report!

I just checked the Fresh Blogs on the main Blogger page. I figured that one of those 10 would have either Animated GIFS; Smileys; or Paltry & Insipic College Boy Poetry. But the first one I clicked REALLY takes the last focking piece of Chocolate Cake!! I clicked on Tim Olney's Blog and found THIS prize: "You are not authorized to view this page
You might not have permission to view this directory or page using the credentials you supplied." Check it out for yourself. And damn!! I was really looking forward to a good read!!

But WAIT!! It get's better!! What this young pilgrim forgot to do was add a CRUCIAL bit of code!! What he forgot to add was .html to his blog's URL. GAAAAAHhhhhhhhh!!!

Anyway, I've fixed Mr. Tim Olney's problem right here!! You can plug in and stay tuned to EVERYTHING Tim Olney has to say right here: THOUGHTS FROM WITHIN THAT YOU CAN'T BE WITHOUT! Check it out for yourself....you really dont want to be without, ne?

Meanwhile, Tim, dude....you should really REALLY REALLY put some animated gifs on yer Blog. These would be good ones for starters:





But enough about you all. This is really supposed to be about ME. So therefore I must harpoon myself for being a bit paltry and insipic myself. What I refer to is my latest website: Brunettes Have More Fun. I really dashed that one together because I wanted to get something up. It looks alright, but the writing is not as solid as I'd like it to be, even taking into account that I am a total and utter dope. So I will HAVE to rewrite my little opening essay there. ALSO, as I mentioned on the page, quite a few of my FAVORITE brunette anime characters dont even appear there. Peorth, for example....although, I DO mention Peorth on my Inflatable Urd website.

Peorth has me occupied at the moment, so I can't come up with any clever thoughts.

I knew there was a reason.

I'll shut up now before I start railing about the SCOURGE of EMBEDDED MIDI FILES.

Mood: Stupidified
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posted by Michael Smith at 12:39 AM

Animated GIFs. I forgot to mention THAT distubing nuisance!

Nothing Is Too Wonderful To Be True...

I'm quite sure that many more can be found. TOO many more. And I've just decided to stop finding them. For now.

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posted by Michael Smith at 6:19 PM

I have made yet another disturbing discovery.

Blogs with TONS of smileys and, even worse, a WEATHER PIXIE.

I suppose this would not be all that disturbing if I found these on some teenage girl Blog. I would expect to find this stuff there. But NO....!!! I found these on blogs of Fully Grown Adults. The above example should be cautionary.

But I can't get over that WEATHER PIXIE. Even a Police Officer has one on his blog. WHY would ANY adult want to to put something like THIS on their site:



Why WHY WHY???

I'll shut up now.

Mood: stupified and dumbfounded
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Music: "Making Plans For Nigel" by XTC
posted by Michael Smith at 5:16 PM