Whose Shake Is This!!?


A loutish and insipic presentation of scurrilous incoherent ramblings and other dull tedious shite arranged in a convenient and affable chronological format. 		     


Saturday, December 22, 2007

The Only One In The World

The past 3 months have been deservedly dark and miserable beyond imagining. Numbing to the soul, and suffocating to the heart. This time, the absence was not the usual thing, but something far worse. Costly not only in a metaphorical or poetic sense....but costly in the viscera of reality. No details need be belabored. All that matters now is moving forward without pause. Never again will I allow this to happen.

A NASCAR year in review and a NASCAR year in preview is waiting to happen. And it might happen tonight....but meanwhile, let it be known that here's another promise I am going to keep:



ABSOLUTELY....Anelise Mastella is the sort of bloog that back in the day would get the royal treatment but since I can't read Portuguese, I can only infer from the imagery that there must be something vaguely dreadful contained therein.

AND I don't need to speak or read Russian to decipher the utter shitassery in ??? ???????????....nope, no mistaking this one!

ALSO, one can only hope a sea flood comes to wash this dull tedious shite out to sea.

HONESTLY I dont pretend to grasp the lunatic horseshite of otwfghiee or mdzmiwsbppq, both of which purport to be about intense emotional filmdom, and the free fo fly a mountain hong cinema, and the China sexual love search a machine, and the free sex movie diagram, and the neighboring girl become number of a policy, and day adult's version with 8 dragons.

HOWEVER, there is something about Secret Friends that is both compelling and disturbing all at once....it has an almost hallucinogenic turn to it....maybe it's the gay guy under the Christmas Tree, or the Pocahontas picture, or the Christmas Card depicting a scene that no one in Brazil or Portugal as ever seen in their entire life. Who knows.

OF COURSE, I must be Dreaming!! Sure there can't be a blitheful and puerile girl out there who just adores cartoons, can there??? Please tell me that this is just an insipic and terrible dream!!






I refuse to talk about the past few months, but certain aspects of it are unavoidable, since I've always wanted this to become more of an anime/NASCAR blog and less of a sleen-ventingly visceral critique of all the deserving little bloogs of crap out there. I will try to do so in a spirit of moving forward. For example, if I suddenly decide to bust out with, "More Sumeragi fanservice NOW!!" Well, then I will do so. Those of you who know what I mean, will know what I mean and quite likely agree. And yes, I know that's not Sumeragi wobbling. :P If I tell you that recently, on a certain forum, I've taken on the persona and avatar of LOL Fang Sensei, then many things will become clear to you regarding my recent anime viewing habits. You might also have the opportunity to guess, without me telling you, or belaboring the past, what my favourite show, by inference, of the summer season was. Or, perhaps not. A close shave...but whatever. Without revealing anything, aspects and signs and signals can be revealed. And what is revealed, can then reveal.



This is very much like my current favourite show of the fall season.....ef - A Tale of Memories. This is a wonderfully told story about two sisters whose interwoven past unravels and then reweaves itself into a story that is both wonderous and sadly beautiful.


Perhaps it is better to forget the specifics of the past and begin each day with the creation of new memories.




Someone who falls right into THAT wheelhouse is none other than Dale Earnhardt Jr. 2007 was and is best forgotten. Take the diary pages, rip them into little butterflies and let them fly away. Now there are those who feel that he's gone from the frying pan into the fire....yes, he's left the clutches of the evil stepmother, but he's now cast his lot with The Evil Empire and will now circle the track with That Homo Jeff Gordon and His Uni-browed Butt-Buddy Jimmie Johnson as his teammates. There is much for some NASCAR fans to be concerned about here.

We knew there was going to be trouble brewing when Junior jumped into Kyle Busch's ride at Texas Motor Speedway It was only a matter of time before Junior was peeking the window on Hendrick Motorsports....it was also a matter of time before Kyle Busch (below, with finger in his ear)

would take off his Hendrick prom dress
and join the always resplendent Tony Stewart


at Joe Gibbs Racing. Now as for Junior, it remains to be seen how well he truly will fit in at Hendrick Motorsports. It's a different world from DEI, where Real Mean, were, well...Real Men.

At Hendrick, it's That Homo Jeff Gordon who rules the roost, and at Hendrick Motorsports, Real Men Wear Crushed Velvet.

(from R to L: 2007 Nextel Cup Champion Jimmie Johnson; Jeff Gordon; Dale Earnhardt Jr.)

We all know Junior's cars will be more reliable in 2008. And we all believe that6 Junior will make the Chase and contend for the Championship. But we shudder to think of what could happen when gets to Victory Lane in 2008....a repeat of Jimmie Johnson/Jeff Gordon Victory Lane Celebration??


"Brrrr!! The Horror!! Casey, that's Sooooooo Yuck!!"
"I know.....I had to do that when I won at Charlotte. I had to kiss BOTH of them!!
"Ewwwwwww....ICKY YUCKY.....ICKY YUCKY!!!"

At some point during the 2008 season it will all come down to a little pre-race meeting of the minds with crew chief Tony Eury Jr. Hopefully, that epiphany comes soon and Tony sets him straight. (pun not intended)




More on this later, no doubt. My take on 2008 is that Junior and Matt will duke it out for the Championship. Newman and Stewart will also have something to say about it. And maybe, I'll give odds of a rook on this, the Kasey Kahne Desperate Housewives and Teen Age Girls will pelt BOTH Junior and That Homo Jeff Gordon with cans of Budwieser at Talledaga next year. Hopefully, Carl Edwards won't go all Gundam Meister on Matt Kenseth and the rest of the Roushketeers in 2008. And....and....speaking of Gundam.....WHERE is my Sumeragi Fanservice!!!






What?? Is that it?? You mean I haven't got any more....????


I guess Yoko will have to do.




Alright, I will confess. My favourite show of the summer season is Kenko Zenrakai Suieibu Umisho. Don't ask for any fanservice from that right now, as I've taken off my prom dress and am ready for....ah fuck it. Here ya go!





Mood: Guardedly Sullen
Wine: HARDY'S Whiskers Blake Tawny Port
Music: "Daybreak's Bell" by L'Arc En Ciel


posted by Fat Nakago at 9:01 PM




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